CRYBABY
Independent collectibles · Opening 2027
CRYBABY TOYS

Missed the drop? Cry about it.

Rare toys. Serious collectors. A new home for the pieces you missed, the variants you hunt, and the shelf you refuse to explain. Opening in 2027.

Objects of unreasonable affection ↓
The collector’s cabinet

Small objects.
Absolutely unreasonable attachment.

A preview of the world we’re building.
Artwork below is illustrative, not available inventory.

CB / 001
01 / The art piece

Designer vinyl

The piece that makes the whole shelf make sense.

CB / 002
02 / The obsession

Chase figures

For the collection that is never quite finished.

CB / 003
03 / The missed drop

Convention exclusives

Long lines. Short runs. Lasting attachment.

The Cry Meter

The price is a number.
The reaction is personal.

An intentionally over-the-top preview of our Cry Meter. These are made-up examples, not stock, offers, or live market prices.

SNIFFLESOBUGLY CRYINCONSOLABLE Illustrative average markup +0%
PieceRetailOursMarkupCry level
Convention exclusive6-inch figure · sealed$55$240+0%—
Chase variant1:12 scale · 1 per case$30$185+0%—
Retailer exclusive2-pack · sold out day one$45$160+0%—
Numbered vinyledition of 500 · certificate$90$620+0%—
Anniversary box setnumbered · factory sealed$250$1,150+0%—
Concept pricing only · No items offered for sale
The House

The hunt is half the story.
The find is the other half.

Four ideas taking shape for 2027. Availability and terms will be announced before opening.

i.

The Vault

A planned collection of sealed exclusives, chase variants and limited editions. The first inventory is still being curated.

ii.

Grail Concierge

A personal sourcing service is in the works. Tell us what is missing from your collection through the contact form.

iii.

Convention Proxy

Exploring convention pickup services for collectors. Events, limits and pricing will be confirmed before bookings open.

iv.

Drop Night

Small, considered releases are the idea. Launch timing and release schedules will be announced when ready.

Coming 2027 Grail Bids & Swaps

Name your price.
Or trade up.

A future concept for finding your grail or trading up. Bidding, swaps and payments are not open; the board below is a demonstration.

The Grail BoardConcept preview · Not live
WantedTop bidBidsStatus
Chase variant1:12 scale · sealed$4007Matched
Convention exclusive6-inch · sealed · any year$5204Open · 2d 14h
Numbered vinyledition of 250 · certificate$9003Open · 5d 02h
Anniversary box setnumbered · factory sealed$1,4002Open · 6d 19h
Illustrative · Bids open 2027Planning for 2027
The Swap YOURPIECE THEIRPIECE AUTHENTICATED Trade up. Don't cry.

The idea: a central review before a swap changes hands. Verification standards, fees and payment arrangements are still being developed.

We sell

The Vault

A planned selection of collector-focused inventory.

We sell yours

Consignment

A proposed way to find a new home for a rare piece.

You name it

Grail Bids

A concept for matching a collector’s wishlist with an owner.

You trade

The Swap

A proposed exchange with condition checks on both pieces.

All bidding, consignment, trading and membership features shown here are planned concepts.

i.Post or acceptii.Ships to us, verifiediii.Paid out and delivered
The Crybaby Club

Membership has
its privileges.

A club concept for people who build collections, not just shopping carts. Membership details and any fees are still being considered.

Proposed benefits

  • First access to every Drop Night
  • Priority Grail Concierge requests
  • Convention proxy before public booking
  • A numbered member card. Obviously.
Talk toys with us

What’s your
unreasonable obsession?

A grail on your wishlist, a collection you might sell, or a question about the launch. Tell us here.

Enquiries only. No bids, orders, deposits or binding offers.

Coming 2027

Tissues not included.

Be there for the opening chapter. Leave your email and we’ll let you know when Crybaby Toys opens in 2027.

Your details stay private.

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